First Date: Do's & Don'ts

It's our first date and maybe you are feeling a bit confused. Don't worry! Here's a list of dos and don'ts to make sure we make the most of our time without any hiccups. 

The Donation.

Do not attempt to hand me the donation nor discuss it!! The donation should be prepared before I arrive. Place donation in an unsealed white envelope and leave it neatly on the most accessible restroom counter top.

 Please do not make me ask you for my donation, as it is extremely rude and ruins my mood. Something so minuscule should not set the tone for our date. Please make proper preparations ahead of time. 


The Gentleman.

 You should be dressed comfortably, freshly showered and smelling wonderful.

 If I come to your home, I expect to be met with a clean environment with all fur babies put away, and freshly laundered sheets awaiting for us in the bedroom. 


The Lady